MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAYA!!!!
I love you so much! I’m sorry I couldn’t do as much for you, and that I broke one of the rules, but I hope you liked the spam. I’m so glad I met you all those years ago (okay it’s only three, but it feels like longer) and that we’ve stayed friends this whole time. I’m always going to be here to take care of you, and I know you’re there to take care of me too.